![]() Before the Poles can even claim the touch-back, they're on the receiving end of a Blitz event and, thanks to their woeful lack of armour, the Axis have any early lead before their opponents have even moved any of their players. Germany wins the toss, playing a short kick to Poland. Perfect Blood Bowl weather here in central Europe, as what's been billed as the match of the century kicks off in earnest. Failure is ALWAYS a possibility.Ĭyanide presents Blood Bowl: World War Two edition*. You're in the middle of a Thunderstorm and you hope it rolls a one. You receive a paycheck and hope you can reroll your winnings. Your friend takes you to a speed dating session, you sit alone and you yell "SPINNING CAUCASIAN 35 YEARS OLD", wondering why no girl seems interested. While watching a real American Football game, your head explodes because everything's going WAY too fast. When you ask a girl if you can buy her a beer and she answers "Go for it!", you tell her "NO WAY IN HELL, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" and you leave her alone. When you hear that someone in your family has died, you think to yourself "Man, he had unlucky rolls." You know you play too much Blood Bowl when. There are screech marks in front of the roadkill. What's the difference between a roadkill and a dead Wardancer in the middle of the street? Having to tell your parents and friends that you have no self-esteem. What's the worst thing about playing Orcs? ![]() The hard part is getting your feet in their tiny little mouths. The Ghoul turns to the Troll and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"Ī Dwarf Troll Slayer walks into a bar and orders 15 glasses of ale.Ī human lineman hears his order and says: "You fool! Don't you know over 100 men die of alcohol every year?" Q: What's worse than 10 dead Snotlings in a dead/injured box?Ī: A dead Snotling in 10 dead/injured boxes.Ī Ghoul and a Troll are both eating a clown. Q: How many Halflings does it take to paint a house?Ī: It depends how hard your trees throw them. Q: Why was the Block Skeleton unable to get a 2-dice block?ĭid you know that they're making a sequel to the movie 300, starring Morg'n'Thorg? It's called "1".Ī: To give men a reason to play with them. Q: Why didn't the Dirty Player Skeleton foul Morg'n'Thorg? Feel free to contribute! Hope you like some of them. Just thought it'd be a fun thread to have.
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